Tired of all the holiday hoopla, a cranky Santa Claus sets out to respond to an assortment of stupid, whiny, and hard-to-read letters to kids from around the world, in a zany, illustrated collection of correspondence. - (Baker & Taylor)
Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve.
Dear Billy,
I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!!
Your pal,
Santa
- (
Grand Central Pub)
Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve.
Dear Billy,
I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!!
Your pal,
Santa
- (
Perseus Publishing)
Santa Claus is a cranky old guy who has stayed in the game long past his prime. Please don't visit him at the North Pole. - (Grand Central Pub)
Santa Claus is a cranky old guy who has stayed in the game long past his prime. Please don't visit him at the North Pole.
- (
Perseus Publishing)
